Hilarious Jokes e-Book
This newly released eBook contains 182 hilarious
jokes. The Jokes are split into four different
catagories; One liners, Longer Jokes, Rude Jokes
and Blonde Jokes.
These jokes have been collected over a number
of years especially for this book, each joke
has been hand picked for this book, you wont
find any bad jokes here!
Look below for some of the samples!
Resell Rights Are Included!
Details:
ONE LINERS
A brain went into a pub and said, "Can
I have a pint of lager please?" "No
way" says the barman "you are already
out of your head".
Why don't cats like shaving? Because 9 out
of 10 prefer Whiskas.
LONGER JOKES
Hopelessly lost, a businessman approaches a
local in a village. 'What's the quickest way
to York?' he asks. The local scratches his head.
'Are you walking or driving?' 'I'm driving'
the man replies. 'Hmmm' ponders the local. 'I'd
say that's definitely the quickest way'.
BLONDE JOKES
(apologies to any blondes reading!)
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office
and says that her body hurts wherever she touches
it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show
me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and
screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams,
pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she
touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette,
are you?"
She says, "No, I'm really a blonde".
"I thought so," he says. "You
have a broken finger."
RUDE JOKES
(not for children!)
Did you hear about the gay magician? He vanished
with a poof.
They are just five of the 182 jokes you will
recieve.
These are great jokes to use on your friends
down the pub, or impress your parents with over
dinner!
Dont hesitate to buy, 100% laughter GUARANTEED!
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